Ventriloqueef

When you put your hand in a puppet and the air that’s pushed out makes a noise

“I had a ventriloqueef while I was working that kid’s birthday party”

by chxndler May 30, 2021

Jesse Ventura

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

by TucoPacifico May 18, 2009

a Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a highly disputed sex move, discussed in the Venture Brothers episode Operation P.R.O.M.

The running joke throughout the episode is that no one seems to know whether a Rusty Venture is a gay or straight move, involves feces or a turkey baster, etc.

Escort: I'm gonna give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson: Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore."

by excuse for a prom November 28, 2010

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Ventura

A car made by Pontiac from 1960 to 1977 similar to that of the Chevy Nova, Buick Skylark and Pontiac Lemans. Meaning, VERY SEXY!

"I used to drive a 1977 Pontiac Ventura! It was sexy."

by TOKEisthename May 20, 2010

Ventrilo

Program used for talking over interwebs, mostly for lulz and stuff.

Something that people in zxc use every day

Guill: U guys on fucking ventrilo?
Commando: shit shit banned
Commando: Yeee im on fucking ventrilo
Morph: Ill be back in like 1 hour, gonna go get me some del Taco.
iphone: YAY
Overdose: Who is up for some KF?
Spammando: fdgsajkfasdfasdfdas
Dudez: Bhull & Schitt Plumbing
9099er: Your gay, oh and we also have a meeting in 5 minutes
Darma: cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir mustache
Darma: OMFG
Tubbs: GOD MY DAY TURNED TO SHIT
*Tubbs has left the chat.*

by BOOOOBBBBB May 11, 2011

ventrilo

Ventrilo is a VoIP(voice over IP) program that enables voice chat. Commonly used for online games such as halo, world of warcraft, dark age of camelot, everquest, and many others. Somtimes referred to as vent.

Person 1: Are you guys in ventrilo?
Person 2: Yeah, we're in voice.fakeserver.com port 3943, do you have a mic
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Alright we're set

"Man, this is so much easier with ventrilo"

by NoahPryor August 8, 2006