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velociraptor 

Throwing up in a sink while taking a huge dump in the toilet at the same time. Only possible when the sink and toilet are in close proximity to one another. The positioning of the body is similar to the dinosaur of the same name.
Chris was extremely hung over on the flight home from Miami, so he ran to the bathroom and clogged the sink and the toilet, velociraptor style.
velociraptor by Gary Iannece January 12, 2009

Velocirapter 

A Velociraptor is a prostitute from Jurrasic park
I Wanna Fuck a Velocirapter
Velocirapter by Doctorwho101 March 30, 2021

Velociraptor 

When banging a chick (missionary or doggy style only) proceed to reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.
I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor
Velociraptor by Rez90 January 20, 2009

Velocirapper 

A rapper who thinks he is tough and dangerous and possesses only the ability to competently pronounce one or two words in his songs. These rappers comprise 99% of the artists you hear on mainstream radio stations nowadays.
"Yo that new Soulja Boy is tight" -Whack Person 1
"Nah man, he's just another velocirapper, like Plies." -Whack Person 2
Velocirapper by EchoSixNiner December 9, 2008

Velociraptored

Being so stoned that your armed curl up like that of a velociraptor
"Is Mark Martin smoking with you"

"Yea dude he's velociraptored"

Velociraptor 

A Velociraptor is apparently a dog according to your mom
"This velociraptor is a dog"
Velociraptor by Coolindiankid June 26, 2018