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vasectomy safe

This textual description that indicates that a man has had a vasectomy. The implication is that since a man is now supposedly incapable of getting a female pregnant that a condom does not have to be used.

Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.
A typical example would be a couple's text description in a swinger's website or in any other forum where couples are available for swinging and their personal and sexual preferences and details are expressed, such as the example below, this example is just a small part of a typical description of a couple,

Describe Yourselves:

Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....

Her:
She is...
by Diane Stowe October 24, 2007
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mansectomy

A procedure for removing excess fat (man-boobs) from a male chest. Often used on old ex-bodybuilders whose chest muscles have atrophied to flab. (or possibly Phil Mickelson, he's got bigger boobs than my last girlfriend!)
If Bob (from Fight Club) wants to get rid of his bitch tits he's going to need to get a mansectomy.
by GeorgeXVIII February 24, 2006
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Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.
I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.
by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010
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vagectomy

The process of becoming more male or conversely becoming less female. See also take off the dress.

This is a form of redemption or ascension among males, and a form of empowerment among females in a predominantly male environment see chickchismo.

For females this can be undesirable since your girlfriends and potential love interests may not appreciate your bold or masculine attitude see machismo.
Dave: Wow, I never expected Kyle to stand up to Evan like that.
Rex: Well, Evan did mouth off about his girlfriend to Dave's face.
Dave: He cold cocked him solid. I thought he'd wuss out like he usually does.
Rex: Yep, complete vagectomy. We should get him to come out with us next weekend.

Sharon: They passed you over on that promotion again?
Eva: Yes they did. And they didn't even listen my idea that could increase profits. It's gold.
Sharon: They don't respect you because you're a woman. You need a vagectomy.
by diablogate December 17, 2008
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vasectomy

To cut the tubes from a man's balls to his penis to prevent sperm from leaving the body.
The man needed a vasectomy because he was a village idiot.
by Fireblood July 18, 2008
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vasectomy shooting darts

He felt much safer vasectomy shooting darts knowing he would not get her pregnant.
by ddare July 25, 2007
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reverse vasectomy

Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.
Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.
by pseudonymities June 6, 2019
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