A typical Vanguard girl will find a way to have school spirit even though her attempts are ultimately futile.
She is in love with the idea of third world countries and enjoys explaining why she enjoyed her mission trip so much using the phrase "It changed my life." She usually leaves out the part about how it affected the foreigners, but this is just a minor detail.
During her time out of the classroom she is either at the beach or going to Disneyland (because she has a pass...for life).
The most dangerous Vanguard girls fall into two categories: women studies majors and theater majors. If you are a male and see either, run before you testicles are either chopped off or "monologued" to death. Either way, your balls are gone.
As stated before, most Vanguard girls will have a tattoo or piercing of some sort on their body (mostly wrist tattoos). These tattoos consist of either a Bible verse or a single word that truly represents their feelings (the most common being "Beloved"). The tattoo usually contains doves breaking out of chains (symbolizing their internal struggle against the forces of darkness).
Lastly Don't bother dating a Vanguard girl if you want a quick hook-up. Statistically speaking, 1 in 2 Vanguard girls will find someone to date and marry them as soon as possible to justify losing their virginity. They will usually find out this was a bad decision after their first child and find out it isn't "fun" or "hip" to be a mother at 19.
She is in love with the idea of third world countries and enjoys explaining why she enjoyed her mission trip so much using the phrase "It changed my life." She usually leaves out the part about how it affected the foreigners, but this is just a minor detail.
During her time out of the classroom she is either at the beach or going to Disneyland (because she has a pass...for life).
The most dangerous Vanguard girls fall into two categories: women studies majors and theater majors. If you are a male and see either, run before you testicles are either chopped off or "monologued" to death. Either way, your balls are gone.
As stated before, most Vanguard girls will have a tattoo or piercing of some sort on their body (mostly wrist tattoos). These tattoos consist of either a Bible verse or a single word that truly represents their feelings (the most common being "Beloved"). The tattoo usually contains doves breaking out of chains (symbolizing their internal struggle against the forces of darkness).
Lastly Don't bother dating a Vanguard girl if you want a quick hook-up. Statistically speaking, 1 in 2 Vanguard girls will find someone to date and marry them as soon as possible to justify losing their virginity. They will usually find out this was a bad decision after their first child and find out it isn't "fun" or "hip" to be a mother at 19.
by thevanguardian2 August 23, 2009
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"Goin out for some VanBurens with the boys!"
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Vanguard High School is a school in Northwestern Ocala/Marion County, Florida. It is by far the most ghetto school in Ocala. The day usually starts out with a random shooting across the street, and as the day progresses, multiple drug deals occur. Vanguard has a marvelous IB program, which is full of many protected rich kids, who stray themselves from the rest of the population and pack their lunch like typical nerds. Vanguard's nickname is "The Finest High School In The Land". It is notorious for it's obese staff and administration who like to pummel themselves into the personal lives of their students. Vanguard has an amazing football team, which is it's only backbone to being a real school.
Demetriquanda: Ayeeee girl, you know I go to Vanguard High School right? Well b****, there was this fight da otha day, and GIRL, they toe ha a** the f*** up! I mean DAAAAAAAAAAMN.
Courtney: Oh really? That's wonderful! (:
Courtney: Oh really? That's wonderful! (:
by clickclackBOOM June 22, 2011
Get the Vanguard High School mug.This place is hell and sometimes the overweight Spanish teacher gets on the student (s) nerves. It is known as the most ghetto school in Ocala, fl and it has a diverse community of students ranging from the Ib kids that separate themselves from the general population, and what the teachers call the rest of the students: the traditional ones. A typical school day goes like this: You get to school and immediately go into ALICE protocol cause there was a shooting in the VERY near ghetto neighborhood, then as the day goes by, drugs are passed here and there, a student has a seizure every 3-5th period and the dope boys vape in the bathrooms.
Briantiyana: Oh hell naw!!! I ain’t gunna stay here!!! These bitches smell like fish and chips and old takis. I mothafuckin hate Vanguard High School! BYE BITCHES!!,
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Administration: dress code
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No one:
Administration: dress code
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no. no. no. no. no.
OK, so, Ennard Scooped micheal and killed him then used him for a skin suit and then left him to rot and die. and he doesn't even know vanny, heck he wouldn't even know her. and ennard is made up of all of the funtime animatronics, and so it's incest for micheal. micheal is prob 40-50 somthing and vanny is 23. and we don't even know how old she is.
no. no. no. no. no.
OK, so, Ennard Scooped micheal and killed him then used him for a skin suit and then left him to rot and die. and he doesn't even know vanny, heck he wouldn't even know her. and ennard is made up of all of the funtime animatronics, and so it's incest for micheal. micheal is prob 40-50 somthing and vanny is 23. and we don't even know how old she is.
"Did you hear about that ship, guys, it totally makes sense!"
"N o, Ennard x micheal x vanny. doesn't make sense>"
"N o, Ennard x micheal x vanny. doesn't make sense>"
by scared simp January 4, 2021
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Molly Clock: I don't know what that is.
Janitor: Sort of like taking a long drive in a car... except in a van.
Molly Clock: ...still not getting it
Molly Clock: I don't know what that is.
Janitor: Sort of like taking a long drive in a car... except in a van.
Molly Clock: ...still not getting it
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A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.
A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.
Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.
As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.
The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.
Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.
But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.
WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.
A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.
Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.
As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.
The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.
Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.
But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.
WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
by Lig Na Baste May 7, 2009
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