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A mixed drink, consisting of an entire bottle of champagne and Gatorade for color. A low calorie variant exists, often called a Rob Reiner on the west coast. In east Philadelpia (born and raised), the drink is known as the modern day mimosa. A paradoxical drink, it will not only give you a hangover, but will also cure one at the same time. A true marvel of modern science.
"Goin out for some VanBurens with the boys!"
by cunnninglinguist May 09, 2010
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Van Buren is the red-light district of Phoenix, Arizona.

When people talk about "Van Buren" in this sense, they are usually referring to the stretch of Van Buren St. east of Central Ave. before the road becomes Mill Ave. at Papago Park.

The nature of the area is made more obvious by the overabundance of cheap motels. Most residents of the Valley of the Sun as well as many other Arizona residents know of the reputation of the street.

It's also commonly used in jokes.
Wanda: I have to leave for work now.
Jake: Down on Van Buren, right?
Wanda: No, that's my night job.

Jessica: You're pretty ugly
Jose: That's not your mom was saying last night at Van Buren.

Maria: My new house is on Van Buren.
Justine: Oh, neat, now you can visit your mom while she's at work!
by Mark Williamson July 15, 2006
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When someone has short hair that has grown a bit too long and it sticks out on the sides like the eighth president of the United States, Martin Van Buren, who was bald with two sticky-outy regions of hair on either side of his head. This happens with normal people who have full heads of hair when their ears make it stick out over the sides.
Your Van Buren is unsightly and it's driving me mad. Just get a haircut already!
by TylerTaira August 16, 2008
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a street found in arizona in where are the hookers go

cheao whores and sluts tend to work their
damnn did you see laura she was at the corner up in vanburen getting that mney last night
by lolalovesme April 27, 2010
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A street in downtown Phoenix Arizona that's beyond ghetto. Really hood. Cheap hookers are all over the place. Lots of crime,poverty,shooting,robberies,murders, etc. You don't wanna be there after dark....or even in the daytime. A very scary and dark place.
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by zxc156 November 10, 2015
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Van Buren is a small little very famous town from a john Wayne movie aaaaand that's about it. Aside from its stardom in the 60s nothing has ever come out of van buren worth ever mentioning. Van buren is a small racist backwards compatible thinking town of yesteryear with no progressive nature insight (doesnt even have the car insurance). Van buren it the uttermost waste of time,space, and overall well being I've ever seen in arkansas. The police in van buren like to think that they are a huge city (i.e. Chicago, st Louis) but in all reality theres 1 major road through the town which harbours many of the towns accidents from thos who chose to turn left. If you search for ft smith you'll see how shitty that place is bit it will also say "at least we're not van buren". If you love to just piss away 90% of your life and money and have nothing to show for it then van buren is the right place for you and if you like to drink it's perfect for you bc in a town of 20,000 theres not a single gas station, dollar general nor a Walmart that can quench your thirst. All in all van buren arkansas is a watered down more inbred hillbilly version of the days of our lives.
Karen:"Hey let's go to van buren arkansas to see its historic sites"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"
by Jmts90 October 23, 2019
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