touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

by JBones751 November 30, 2009

vultureness

a woman that takes a man's assets from work during and after a divorce.

Heather Mills McCartney was a vultureness during her prolonged divorce from Paul McCartney.

by Boriquawon April 29, 2009

Word vulture

When playing scrabble against an opponent, whether it be in person or over phone app, your opponent continuously builds off of only the words you put stealing all of the double letter, triple letter, double word, and triple word scores.

Man, Johnny is being such a word vulture, I set him up just so he can spike it down.

If Johnny wasn't such a word vulture, I would be murdering him in scrabble.

by Mondo20 February 21, 2011

Vulture capitalist

Someone who is trying to buy a company when the company has gone bust, or is expected to (called a vulture because the company is dead or dying).

The vulture capitalists had been circling the company for some time, waiting for it to call in the administrators.

by cleverclog November 13, 2009

Vulture Pig

Vulture Pig (n.) A person who circles and preys looking for scraps of other people's foods, snacks, or items that don't belong to them.

You are not going to finish your salad and as you're walking to the garbage, your Vulture Pig coworker looks at your leftovers and says, "Don't throw that away, I'll eat that!"

by jaimazing March 12, 2015

Vulture vibrator

a vibrator so big it stings when shoved up ass

“ hey have you heard the new exclusive vulture vibrator sold at Spencer’s” “yeah I bought it just last week it stings like a bird in ass but it’s amazing “

by bIgDiCkStYle December 11, 2019

Liquor Vulture

Someone who never gets a drink of their own, but instead drinks the last sips and dregs of everyone elses drink.

Man, Mike finished off all of our Smirnoff Ice's while we were gone; he's a total liquor vulture.

by BluLobster January 11, 2010