valedictorian

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.

Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.

by patrick wood July 31, 2008

Validation Fest

The art by which people get dressed up and go to nightclubs and pretend not to be noticed only to secretly be in desperate need for acceptance and validation

girls dressing like sluts, guys trying to talk to girls - they are all seeking approval and its nothing but a validation fest

by maniacswin February 24, 2010

Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

valedictory address

a speech written by a valedictorian for graduation and which 95% of it are edited by the speech writer, adviser or language teacher.

parent 1 : "the valedictory address delivered by by your son was incredible."
parent 2 : "i agree, his teacher helped him rewrite most of the paragraphs."

by jayvee5684 March 28, 2013

valedicktorian

Someone who graduated purely by pleasing a lot of teachers for better grades.

Rumor has it that she graduated from highschool as a valedicktorian.

by Yingwu June 17, 2020

Valeza

Valezas an absolute gorgeous girl with a confident attitude. Valeza is very nice and smart and gets all the guys.

whos that pretty girl
thats valeza
damn she so prettyyyyyyyyy

by uRkidfortnite September 23, 2020

Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020