U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.

After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018

Paulo Valdez

A wrestler from Hesperia High school that is 15 years old and has no limits

Paulo Valdez is the best Freshman in Hesperia History

by allstarwrestlinginsider March 15, 2022

Valdez sandwich

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family

Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you

by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

paris valdez

A trap! look out! This male/female (I can't tell the difference) is actually one of the best people in the world and should totally win a Grammy Award for his superiority to all of his friends.

Paris Valdez is my super idol! :D

by PariParu PV April 20, 2022

《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

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《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Is 《¤》Called《¤》Air《¤》Bud《¤》Catches《¤》More《¤》Balls《¤》Than《¤》A《¤》Golden《¤》Retriever《¤》

by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025

Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go

Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr

by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019

《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

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《¤》If《¤》Reggie《¤》Valdez《¤》Calls《¤》 Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Messenger《¤》Add《¤》Oak《¤》I 《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025