Val

The abbreviated name for the store Val Surf.

Yo dawg, did you get that shirt from Val?

by abbreviator 123 September 12, 2010

Val

A confusingly amazing person? Their mind is so weird and yet interesting. They are nice and someone great to be friends with( maybe more :)) Honestly though if you have the chance enjoy their company... They are truly, truly a unique breed and quality.

Val and Luis are the best couple.

by Mysterious_Yandere April 20, 2023

Val

Valium, trade name of diazepam - it's a tranquiliser, float through customs - ooooooo!

please doctor i am nervous about my exams, can i have some vals, 5s please, and lots of them

by Richard Parker October 3, 2003

Val

My gay best friend that’s a masochist and wants to be penetrated roughly by the male specimen. He’s a bitch but that’s okay because I’m a bitch too. I chuckle at his lame jokes because...yes. He’s rlly gay. Tell him to stop sending me gacha porn of his OCs

Person #1: Did you hear that a gay guy had one night stand with three guys?!
Person #2: That’s a Val

by g8thica6v September 23, 2019

The Val

Basically a reverse shocker, named for a female colleague of mine who said, upon learning the shocker, "I'd like it this way instead..." Gotta love that.

"She said she was tired of the same old shocker and wanted something to really shock her...so I gave her "the Val"

by yossarian B August 18, 2009

Val

A really good looking mexican guy that every girl wants to smash or date but then they realize that he doesn’t catch feelings and just cums and goes as he pleases

Val is so fat boi

by Yoyo boyfriend June 18, 2019

Val

Val is usually short for Valarie, Val is a short chubby psychopath if you come across a Val steer clear you do not want to get involved with her. Val may seem nice and cute at first but the more you get to know her the more you will realize how crazy she really is.

"who was that girl who went bat shit crazy last night?"

"i dont know probably Val"

by Oof0129 June 4, 2019