Vagitis

A tear in your lower abdominal muscle that slowly swallows your balls...

Peter had a "concusssion..." His vagitis is acting up and he will not be able to play football this season..

by Giants1975LT September 12, 2018

Vagitsu

When a Woman has mastered her sex appeal and is using her sex appeal to stun and incapacitate men.

"Yo You see those girls over there That One in the Red is a black belt in Vagitsu"

"But her friend is only a purple belt"

by ElKahunaGrande22 May 22, 2010

vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.

Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Vaginus

When a vagina smells like shit, or if a puss is behaving like an asshole, or vice versa.

Also a rare deformity where there's an anus implanted in ones vagina

That chicks vaginus makes me feel like throwing up

John is behaving like a vaginus

by Altai"r Ibn' La Ahad October 10, 2014

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. July 29, 2008

Vagius Crumbcake

1. a friend that is considred the bitch out of your group.
2. A name for Hitz.
3. A vagina with genital warts.

1. He is def a the Vagius Crumbcake.
3. She had bad Vagius Crumbcake

by Freddy June 11, 2006

vagitis

refering to any type of STD that a girl might have. Basically implying she's a dirty slut.

Damnit, i went to a frat house and now i have some nasty vagitis.
The shower stinks like someone has vagitis.
I bet that ratty tatty has vagitis.

by Linda yu June 11, 2006