The definition of Ursula is a Girl with a really big penis, with multiple chins, no neck and, likes to steal shit from little kids
Dude 1: Dude did you see that blimp fly by?
Dude 2: That was no Blimp that was an Ursula!
Dude 1: Holy fucking shit run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude 1: Dude did you see that blimp fly by?
Dude 2: That was no Blimp that was an Ursula!
Dude 1: Holy fucking shit run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!
by Snap Crackle and POP March 25, 2012
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Riley: Dude. That's no whale... IT'S AN URSULA!!!
Steve: OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN.
Riley: Dude. That's no whale... IT'S AN URSULA!!!
Steve: OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE MAN.
by Kiss My Dupa July 14, 2011
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Fake. Annoying to a fault. Always tries to be the center of attention, unsuccessfully. Always prepared to make any subject about herself regardless of the conversation, with the sole intention to belittle everyone around her. Will tell your secrets to the world. Will accuse you of being prejudice or racist, although she is the only one guilty of it.
Resembles the cartoon character.
Resembles the cartoon character.
Innocent bystander 1: my ears...my ears..they’re bleeding! What was that??!! Nails on a chalkboard slow and nail breaking?!?!
Ursula: hi highdhi!
Innocent bystander 2: if you can still hear me....Run. RUN. ITS URSULA!!!
Ursula: (unaware room is empty...still talking incoherently)
Ursula: hi highdhi!
Innocent bystander 2: if you can still hear me....Run. RUN. ITS URSULA!!!
Ursula: (unaware room is empty...still talking incoherently)
by The Crusty Kr3w August 15, 2018
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by Love a cisgender December 26, 2018
Get the Ursula mug.Patient: For some reason I have a major crush on Ursula the Sea Witch, plus I cannot help noticing how much she resembles Tammy Bakker.
Shrink: Well, dat all actually seems fairly logical --- I would hafta agree wif you on both accounts. Dat smiley octopus-dame is indeed one of Disney 's more pleasing-expressioned villain-characters, plus I myself have wondered sometimes if "Makeup Molly" was da inspiration for da "Lavender Lady". We should still explore ways to somewhat take your mind off da whole subject, though, so dat you don't develop an ursular over it.
Shrink: Well, dat all actually seems fairly logical --- I would hafta agree wif you on both accounts. Dat smiley octopus-dame is indeed one of Disney 's more pleasing-expressioned villain-characters, plus I myself have wondered sometimes if "Makeup Molly" was da inspiration for da "Lavender Lady". We should still explore ways to somewhat take your mind off da whole subject, though, so dat you don't develop an ursular over it.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
Get the ursular mug.When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.
Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.
by krispycublet May 13, 2019
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loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi
loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi
ursula schnerschl
by rooooooooooobin May 20, 2019
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