unger

verb. to always bail on one's friends, especially when plans have been set for some time.

synonyms: flake, dodge

noun. a generally unreliable and shifty character

not to be confused with anand, a belligerent drunk

Wow he just pulled an unger.

Seriously? He missed the meeting again? Such an unger!

No he's not here...he ungered out.

by Onewhocarryseedsinbasket October 11, 2011

urgentemente

a funny spanish word meaning 'urgently'

pronounced err-hentay-mentay

it sounded funny i thought it was urban dictionary worthy.

mason said it.

Mason: the word of the day is: urgentemente!

!Yo quiero un taco urgentemente!

by danbrown4life January 30, 2008

Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.

Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.

by The Beaner Dip January 7, 2009

urgrgrg

Saying it before your about to mock to someone in a sarcastic fashion.

urgrgrg im so tight with my gay ass sweater and dirty vans urgrgrg

by Mandope May 24, 2012

urgentness

Verb. The act of impatiently waiting.

You’re deadline and urgentness are both too soon for me I will need more time.

by Izzyburgh May 4, 2018

Urge burglar

Anything that reduces libido/ kills the mood.

Sorry, Deborah, that fart was a real urge burglar.

by fabralind December 18, 2021

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020