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User Friend

A User Friend is someone who is your friend because you are able to provide favors for them. They use you for services or favors. This could range anywhere from letting them use your laundry machines to giving them a ride somewhere.

The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.

The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.
John and Kay, Kay is the User Friend.

Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.

John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?

Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!

Kay never calls.

Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.

Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.

Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?

Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!

Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.
by Firefly_Mal October 10, 2010
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upperdecker

An upperdecker is when you poop in the toilet tank of someones bathroom, its the gift that keeps on giving
i was at this party and they tried to kick me out so i gave them an upperdecker
by Nick June 18, 2006
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uppernut

when a fistlike force is driven into someones ballsack at an acute upward angle
i just delivered a debilitating uppernut to my second adopted child because he didn't drink all the fullies from last nights party, like he said he would
by cock daniels October 2, 2011
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VIM-user

A person, usually an absolute chad of a man, who uses VIM as their preferred text-editor.
"Oh wow, look at how fast that guy is writing his code! He must be using VIM, and check out how many women are drooling over the sight of this beautiful VIM-user."
"Damn brother, that guy is squatting 200kg effortlessly!
Ya of course my g, he's a VIM-user!"
by JimBob69420 May 23, 2022
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Urban Dictionary User

People who like to make everything sexual. You could be looking up what "cow" means, and then there's a sick definition that says "a way for four people to have sex". What the hell?
by MINION TAMPONS? June 15, 2021
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upper echelon

It is the higher level of any group.
upper echelon in the military refers to people of higher ranks (usually officers) in everyday life it is in references to bosses and managers and the like
by countessa January 14, 2009
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Upsetti Spaghetti

Dude: *drops free taco*
Bro: *gasps*

Dude: ...
Bro: Are you okay dude???
Dude: Yeah, I’ll be fine. I’m just upsetti spaghetti.
by merckill May 23, 2018
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