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san fran uppercut

When during maturation the males ejaculate is expelled colliding with the underside of his chin.
I was having a wank last night and gave myself a san fran uppercut.
by Moe St Cool June 12, 2017
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tiger uppercut

What Elin used on Tiger after the 9-iron slipped out of her hands.
I swear, Officer, he backed into a fire hydrant and I had to use a golf club to break out a window in his car so he could get out! I didn't hit him with a nine iron and then give him a tiger uppercut!
by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010
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ringsend uppercut

old irish slang meaning to kick a man in the genetals
He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.
by womoma April 17, 2005
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YPSILANTI Uppercut

County of origin: Sac and Fox

When attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had since junior high. You then proceed to give her a wicked awesome YPSILANTI Uppercut which is performed whilst yelling ‘YPSILANTI’ at the top of your lungs.

It differs from the donkey punch because you catch the chin as apposed to catching the base of the skull. Different style concussion, a different style of Stall0wnage.

Teh kicker: You probably are the smallest thing she’s had since junior high, but who’s on top and who’s on bottom now!

Thirdly: You can leave the room with out the awkward look of shame that most women have given you over the years
When Wanda insulted my manhood, I gave her a swift YPSILANTI Uppercut, drank her Crystal Light and left her on the bathroom floor to think about what she had done wrong.
by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007
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hamberger uppercut

When a women's vagina looks like someone gave six pounds of raw hamberger an uppercut.
She may look hot but she totally has a hamberger uppercut.
by Professor Poops May 16, 2006
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Uppercunt

A swift, unexpected, yet well-deserved punch to the vagina, whether literal or metaphorical. Usually, but not always to a stranger.
When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.

No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
by Foulio July 9, 2010
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Uppercunt

Striking a female in the genitals with a forceful upwards swing.
Did you see those two chicks fighting? I cant believe she dropped the other chick with an uppercunt!
by DirtyJila March 5, 2011
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