by ChrisM oss July 5, 2008
Get the unwashed mug.1. When your sitting around in a non-intimate environment with your girlfriend and you get a random unwanted boner. Most of the time it has nothing to do with actually being horny which sucks even more... Good luck mate, just think of Dr. Phil's face for a whole 5 seconds and it'll help get rid of it..sometimes..Just pray you don't have to get up.
2. Somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random ass boner usually needing to use the bathroom. Its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don't piss all over the floor. Good luck again Dr. Phil's face....
2. Somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random ass boner usually needing to use the bathroom. Its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don't piss all over the floor. Good luck again Dr. Phil's face....
1. I was with my girlfriend at her house and things started to go well then her parents got home and she grabbed my hand to introduce me to them. I had to quickly visualize Doctor Phil to get rid of my unwanted erection
2. Tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. Thank God she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his "cell phone" in his "pocket" of his boxers. Tom then rolled down the stairs and pissed all over the down stairs bathroom
2. Tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. Thank God she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his "cell phone" in his "pocket" of his boxers. Tom then rolled down the stairs and pissed all over the down stairs bathroom
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Slang term for something completely unintentional. For instance, accidentally setting up your friend for a gratuitous "that's what she said" joke. Can also refer to a gestating fetus that was not planned for.
Kari: Way too easy.
Gregor: That's what she said!
Kari: ...Okay, that was definitely an unwanted pregnancy right there.
Gregor: That's what she said!
Kari: ...Okay, that was definitely an unwanted pregnancy right there.
by The Landyman February 18, 2010
Get the Unwanted Pregnancy mug.The state of being legally, spiritually or otherwise not married for a specified period of time. This is usually accomplished by a prayer to the powers that be (or a personal deity or through a personal belief system) to suspend any previous marriage contracts. If the person doing the praying is not immediately struck by lightning, then that person is deemed unmarried for the specified period.
by Wishfull Thinker September 2, 2008
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by fruitypebblez April 19, 2009
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Get the unwanted mug.A person so unatractive it is impossible to masturbate to them; even the thought of them puts you out of the mood.
I wanted to procrasterbate until I came across a picture of Ann Coulter, who is so unfwappable that my penis burst into flames.
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