Warren National "University"

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.

I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"

by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009

Spring Arbor University

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.

Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

by jaykenguen April 7, 2010

You Tube University

You Tube is where I learn everything these days. It's kind of like it's own little university online. LOL

Where did you learn how to make jewelry? I learned how at You Tube University!

by Dezzdito May 20, 2011

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

by Girth University February 18, 2018

University of Essex

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.

Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.

by That fucking guy April 7, 2013

Cornell University

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.

i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.

by Dave February 1, 2005

Valparaiso University

A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.

Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?

Matt: Valparaiso.

Sam: Why are you going there?

Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.

by TrappedAtVU July 29, 2012