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United Airlines

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.
I paid for carry-on luggage handling at United Airlines. When I arrived at my hotel room in Boston, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now United refuses to compensate me for it, those assholes.
by Boeing777-300 April 11, 2017
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UnitedstatesCanadaMexicoPanamaHaitiJamaicaPeru

Used to represent multiple countries at once.
there's cats in UnitedstatesCanadaMexicoPanamaHaitiJamaicaPeru.
by Tom TNT April 22, 2023
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Bantchester United

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 💀
Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United
by Ermerok August 8, 2023
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united nations

by Dant3hl33t November 9, 2003
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Stoners United

A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.

Also known as SU.
Lighter flick Stoners United.
Rdy SU?
by Summer Leena April 11, 2009
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FC United

Splinter club formed by Manchester United supporters following American tycoon Malcolm Glazer's takeover of the fabled club. Many MUFC supporters view FC United as abandoning the magnificent tradition of Manchester United FC, while others view it as a grass-roots movement to set up a truly non-commercial team owned and operated by the fans.
FC United hopes to start play in the Northwest Counties League in 2005/2006. Learn more about FC United at http://www.fc-utd.co.uk.
by Steve H. July 21, 2008
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Newcastle United

A proud footballing club from the port city of Newcastle in the north East of England.

Playing their home games at the massive 52,000 all seater stadium "St. James' Park" they have enjoyed top flight football for a long time.

Newcastle United is home to the player with the most ammount of goals in the Priemiership ever. Alan Shearer.

The clubs nickname is "The magpies" They play in Black and white. They are offcially the most powerful club in the North East, casting the likes of minnows Sunderland and Hartlepool in to shadow.
by ruffle November 13, 2005
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