Unexpected Hounddog

When a person with a penis, in a sneaky manor, gets on on all fours like a dog, and tucks their penis and tesiticles between their legs. They then simultaneously shake their phallic-tail and howl at the moon, surprising an unexpecting bystander.

Chris walked around the corner and saw Jamen performing an unexpected Hounddog on a truck.

by Big-Rudy November 27, 2014

unempty

Opposite of empty. In relation to beer mathematics.

This glass is empty. I shall go unempty it.

by sysrq868 April 25, 2008

unexcellence

A downtrodden feeling one gets from being around people who don't know or strive for excellence. Commonly felt in cities that lack soul such as Washington D.C.

I felt more and more unexcellence while riding the metro into D.C. I was exposed to too many people in sad sack suits that have visible signs of giving their souls to jobs they hate.

by voynich September 3, 2014

Uniexplain

To explain something using only one word.

For example; Uniexplain the production of oxygen by plants.
The answer would be photosynthesis, since it's only one word.

by Johan Moya September 23, 2018

The Unemployment Zone

Any area of your body that is typically not covered by clothing, on which you have tattoos. Applied most commonly to the forearms and hands.

Player 1: Hey bro, how did your job interview go?
Player 2: Boss told me I got the job, but I'll have to cover up my unemployment zone.

Player 1: Dude, I am so pumped! Tomorrow I get sleeved!
Player 2: Does your boss at that law firm know you're about to enter the unemployment zone?

by The Anarchist in the Library April 15, 2009

Unemployment

the act of setting ones self free, by taking your hard earned tax dollars back from the State. i.e. Boobs, Dubes & Tubes

Step into my office...why? Because you're fucking laid off! Join you're local Unemployment Club, i.e UCPB = The unemployment Club of Pacific Beach, California.

by Thor the Destroyer April 25, 2003

Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016