Undercover Plumber

The act of giving or receiving anal from another person whilst shitting on the first parties dick.

"Dude, we fucked over the toilet and she gave me an undercover plumber."

by whoiswhitenoise July 17, 2017

underjoyed

the opposite of overjoyed. A feeling of unpleasantness.

I was underjoyed when finding out that my myspace got deleted.

by Jon Angot November 10, 2007

Undercover funny

If someone is undercover funny, they are funny when you are not around them.

"Matt is such a boring guy."
"No man, he's funny when you're not around him. He's undercover funny."

by Shaved Deer October 22, 2011

undervote

Voting for fewer candidates than the number of open positions. Electronic voting machines usually highlight undervotes to remind the voter that they can choose to vote for more people.

There were ten people running for five City Council at-large seats, but I only cared about electing two. Because this was an undervote, the voting machine kept flashing a red light in that section of the ballot, but I didn't choose any more names.

by Grinning Cat April 18, 2008

Undercover Hoe

Looks and acts like she's a really really good girl but really is a hoe.

Dude: Ay Matthew that girl you was with yesterday seems pretty straight.

Matthew: Man, thats what I said but last night after the bar.....She a freak. She one of them undercover hoes.

by Matthew V** August 23, 2008

need for speed undercover

The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.

I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 22, 2009

Undercover cucumber

When you get a boner in middle school and you have to strategically get from one class to another without anyone noticing by using the cover of your Lisa Frank trapper keeper

I undercover cucumbered my way from Miss Cox’s Biology class to Miss Candy’s History class.

by HBC123 March 13, 2018