uncle rick

The troll of the trolls, the king troll, the creator of Percy Jackson and all of it's awesomeness.

Wow did you see that tweet from uncle Rick?
Yes, he's such a troll.

by sophiealexer November 3, 2014

Uncle Samsonite

Uncle Samsonite is a mythical beast started by the youtuber Jake Bowen. His origin derives from a video of Jake, his twin brother Larry, and one I could not identify where it shows 3 people watching TV, one dressed as 'Uncle Samsonite'. In later years Jake Bowen came back with an animated video called 'Uncle Samsonite Pays a Visit'. This eventually turned into the youtube series known as Uncle Samsonite. In this youtube series Uncle Samsonite is eating the soul of Jake. The trademark song of this youtube series would have to be Ginuwine - Pony.

It's time to have some fun... With Uncle Samsonite!

by defnotdgrawns March 1, 2017

Uncle Juan

Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"

Juan is such an Uncle Juan, he even went so far as to change his name to John.

by Biggleswurth September 18, 2016

instructions unclear

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.

"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."

by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014

Uncle re-re

That one male relative that manages to always embarass you by acting retarded, saying things that make no sense and by having random angry outbursts over trivial things.

Person A: Who's that guy with the jewfro?

Person B: Oh that's my uncle re-re.

by Squinty Eyed Bastard July 6, 2015

mongolian uncle

Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees

Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties

I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish

by ShimPee November 3, 2022

Uncle IslamoTom

noun:
A westerner who tries to look admirable by doing or saying anything to avoid "offending" Islam and Muslims, including posing as knowledgeable about Islam's "lack of intrinsic violence" and attacking and berating anyone who criticizes Islam or the violent actions of Muslims. The result is to prevent free speech and make Islam an untouchable religion not accountable for the actions of it's members.

Did you hear the news anchor railing on the Pope for referring to a prior Pope's comments about Islam? That news man is such an Uncle IslamoTom. He's killing free speech regarding Islam.

Uncle Tom Islam coward polignorant correctness ass kisser suck up kiss ass

by ibnkaffir June 2, 2011