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Unicycle

Less commonly known as an arranged circle of four or more unicorns, all having their horns stuck up either their 'partner's' anus or vagina (almost always for sexual pleasure).

Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.

The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
1.Upon seeing this unicycle, the man threw up and began fapping to the spectacle.

2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."

Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"

Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"

Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"

Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."

Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."
by Angel Bunny January 8, 2013
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UNCC

Money Pit. Because the place is a money pit, students rarely graduate in four years, and it is way to expensive. It also sucks the light out of everything. So if you enjoy your social life do not come here. It should be used as more of an insult.
Person 1: Nice! I got accepted to UNCC.
Person 2: What? Oh you mean the money pit. Good luck my friend...
by Itruinedmylife August 5, 2011
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uncky

something so ghetto fabulous crazy crunk fo shizzle that u need to run that shit all over your mama....so damn jaggy
No, seriously dude, my jag said hes uncky......

or

DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!
by Mike November 28, 2004
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Uncy Brendan's

A home made style of cigarette produced by the Uncy Brendan's company of Australia. These quality cigarrettes give a smoking experience like never before, and are made with a range of exotic ingredients including cornflakes, chilli, rice and ham. Uncy Brendan's ciggarettes were pioneered in Australia by Uncy Brendan himself (the leader of the Uncy Brendan's company).
"Hey Ben, get some Uncy Brendan's into your pussywhipped lungs"
by James Pritchard April 7, 2006
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town unicycle

Similar to the town bicycle, except this girl is always seemingly being ridden by an ass clown.
Hillary is hot but she's the town unicycle, no telling how many clowns have rode her around.
by MaCRi December 20, 2007
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unicycler

A person who goes to extreme, ridiculous measures to be noticed.
Dude, did you see that guy with his multiple piercings?
Yeah, he's such a unicycler.
by the hand model December 24, 2008
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