umphaun

a lose saggy vagina, probably fucked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Stacy has an umphaun.
AHHH im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.

by james22222222222222222222 August 27, 2008

Umphtast

Something that takes your breath away for just a moment occasionally resulting in a gasping sound or brief tears

That video made be umphtast.

by Jemarifik May 21, 2015

umphre

Why did you search this-

Humphrey:ima remove the first and last letter of my name
Urban dictionary:Oops we couldn't find umphre

by Thatrandomperson10 July 28, 2021

umphilo

Umphilo is a being of pure class and elegance. He vibrates on a different and higher wavelength. Umphilo has a high rejection rate, it’s very difficult to get into his school cause he has very high standards. He is generous but if you get on his wrong side, well, say your prayers.

I saw Umphilo the other day, he is so fine

by Jonjoshelvy98 November 22, 2021

umphaphi

Everything that is bullshit

Im the king of umphaphi land

by Bleu~n~Ugglee~II June 8, 2023

umphers

The smelliest guy you’ll meet!

Umphers smells like eggs.

by Barracksmedic April 21, 2024

Rider Umphenhour

Rider Umphenhour is not real, he also gets 0 bitches

Rider Umphenhour likes Sydney Brown

by I am Himmy September 11, 2022