Tyson

Oh yessss

1: Hey come to my house we're having pizza
2: Oh yessss
1: Jesus Christ Tyson

by Succmeharderdaddy February 7, 2017

Tyson

A Very smashing guy how everybody loves.He also has the worlds largest schlong he has or had 4 girlfriends.

He is such a Tyson.

by Ruff26 June 3, 2018

A Tyson

When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying


See Tyson Pitaluga
See Manchild

"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah

by The Hoare February 3, 2005

Tyson

That cool kid that no one can accept in society due his badassery.

Tyson: *speaks*
Everyone: OMG! He's so badass!

by TheRussianWolf69 October 25, 2019

tysoned

1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him

Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC

by TheRealMikeTyson June 28, 2011

Tyson

Has ruined me for any other guy..hung like a donkey and knows everything right in using it..he has the cutest little wrinkles under each bum cheek that are so adorable..knows how to wear red aerodynamic garments.x my dream guy

Tyson,Tyson he's our man,he can pound you better than anyone can

by TCS80 June 21, 2022

Tyson

An exceedingly hot man. he has the biggest muscles that you will ever see. His 10 - inch dong. this dude will usually be able to get any girl he chooses but will only go with one to stay honest.

Male: oh! My! have you seen Tyson at the gym
Female: oh yes1

by Hard T May 23, 2018