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Chicago Typewriter

n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.
Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.
by Carl Willis August 25, 2004
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poop in the typewriter

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011
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Chicago typewriter

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)
The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.
by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2007
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Kenosha Typewriter

During cunnilingus, the act of using your tongue to draw letters, numbers, or other symbols over her vagina. This is commonly done with the alphabet, but can also be used for spelling out song lyrics or lines of Shakespeare.
I got bored while eating her out, so I started up the Kenosha Typewriter and started spelling out the Pokémon theme. She loved it.
by CaseJackal July 19, 2011
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Tynan Typewriter

The act of inserting a single finger into ones vagina and anus at an alternating pace, like typing on a typewriter.
My mrs asked for one in the bum while I was fingering her, so I gave her the Tynan Typewriter.
by Ciggotsucker May 10, 2017
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Miami Typewriter

When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.
Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.
by AssetMgr September 21, 2018
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French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 19, 2011
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