Chicago Typewriter 

n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.

Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.

Chicago Typewriter by Carl Willis August 25, 2004

poop in the typewriter

1. Superfluous language.

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

poop in the typewriter by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011

Chicago typewriter 

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)

The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.

Chicago typewriter by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2007

Kenosha Typewriter 

During cunnilingus, the act of using your tongue to draw letters, numbers, or other symbols over her vagina. This is commonly done with the alphabet, but can also be used for spelling out song lyrics or lines of Shakespeare.

I got bored while eating her out, so I started up the Kenosha Typewriter and started spelling out the Pokémon theme. She loved it.

Kenosha Typewriter by CaseJackal July 19, 2011

Tynan Typewriter 

The act of inserting a single finger into ones vagina and anus at an alternating pace, like typing on a typewriter.

My mrs asked for one in the bum while I was fingering her, so I gave her the Tynan Typewriter.

Tynan Typewriter by Ciggotsucker May 10, 2017

Miami Typewriter 

When one does a line of cocaine off the back of an iguana but instead of sliding one's face, you slide the iguana under your nose. After doing so, one rotates the iguana and slides it back to the other side of their face (as if resetting a typewriter) and then does another line of cocaine off of the iguana. The process is repeated as many times as needed.

Everyone was really tired from working an overnight shift, so they did a few Miami Typewriters to keep from falling asleep.

Miami Typewriter by AssetMgr September 21, 2018

French typewriter 

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.

"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"

French typewriter by The French Typist October 19, 2011