The Mike Tyson

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.

Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.

by Steve Shifty Shaft January 18, 2011

Ms. Tyson

THE BITCHEST TEACHER WHO MAKES YOU ANALYSE POEMS AND DO IXL ALL DAY. SHE NEVER PLANS AHEaD OF TIE AND SHE CAN SUCC MY BLACK ASS

Ms. Tyson is a bitch

by ASSTDDIESBITCH March 12, 2018

Tyson

Tyson chicken nuggets

"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"

by majesticnerd May 10, 2017

Tysons 2

Nickname for Tysons Galleria, a mall opposite the more well known Tysons Corner Center (Tysons 1) in Tysons Corner, Virginia that has some upscale stores like Cartier, De Beers, Versace and anchors like Neiman-Marcus

Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)

What kind of mall is Tysons 2? I can't afford anything!

by stealthypantystealer August 6, 2009

Mike Tyson

Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!

He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.

by The Sneak September 18, 2003

Mike Tyson Effect

When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy

That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect

by Henley Road November 19, 2010

Mike Tyson

A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.

*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*

Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?

John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."

by nick'n'johnny September 16, 2006