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twisty the clown

american horror story freakshow clown boy who was misunderstood :(
they spread LIES about him that ruined his life when all he wanted to do was be a good clown and make kids happy and smile and laugh

but instead everyone believed the mean rumors to the point where he thought he was doing the right thing but became a bad clown boy :(

not his fault
"who's your favorite american horror story character?"
"Definently Twisty the Clown ! poor guy he tried his best but was set up for failure"
by gothclowngirl July 27, 2019
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Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.
Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night
by Kaleous Maximus February 28, 2011
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Twisty Pisty

The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.
Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..

Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?

Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.

Person 2: Worth it?

Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.
by DYSMITH May 3, 2013
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Twisty Nine

A variation of the 69 position. The practitioners lay down; head to toe; back to back. The participants then twist their backs around at the waist. Each of the participants' heads are now facing the butt of the opposite person. Oral to anal sex ensues.
Connor: Oh hey Nick, how was your weekend?

Nick: It was great, I totally pulled a twisty nine on this chick!

Connor: Woah dude you're flexible!
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Twisty Fu

Motorcycling heaven. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.
Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.
by Trouser Minnow April 13, 2008
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twisty nipples

A term originated by jacksepticeye meaning ready mad or committed.
Oh my twisty nipples are so twisty! I am ready for this spaghetti!
by Klepto Zach November 16, 2015
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Twisty Whirl

We was up in the trailer an all uh the sudden a dang ole twisty whirl came an sucked us up.
by Hillbilly Steve August 31, 2017
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