twinkies

The nickname sometimes used for the MLB team the Minnesota Twins.

The Twinkies are going to the World Series!!

by Mike!!!! April 30, 2006

twinkies

A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.

Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.

by Kakapoto June 9, 2007

battle of the twinkies

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.

Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.

by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005

Twinkess

A Twinkess is a mixture of two words. Twink & Princess. Its a term that gay guys use, mostly widely known by being invented by GAYWOWW. He titled his first unreleaaed book "Confessions of a Twinkess". The word is prononced "Twink"•"ess".

He is such a Twinkess!

by gaywoww July 26, 2013

Twinkies

A group of twinks performing a highly homosexual act.

'lmao look at those twinkies... wish i was part of them'

by pixieforest December 5, 2020

Twinkies

This is what 18street gangmembers call the 20's Bloods

20's member: 18KILLA
18ST : FUCK SLOB ASS TWINKIES

by unknownnnn96 May 28, 2021

twinkiest

The most twink.

Oh my gosh! Did you see Kevin’s outfit? That was the twinkiest fit I’ve ever seen!

by g.day-ma8 June 27, 2023