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buffalo twinkie 

when having sex with a fat chick who is eatting fried chicken at the same time but the chicken is satisifing her more than you
dude i was buffalo twinkied by my wife yesterday shit
buffalo twinkie by rente2121 October 20, 2009

Rat Twinkie 

A Rat Twinkie is not for the faint of heart. Do not do this if you easily spew.

Step 1: Find a rat, preferably dead, although if you can't find one your local pet shop may have some available.

Step 2: Masturbate, using the rat as a sort of fleshlight, and then finish inside.

Step 3: Take a bite, and let its creaminess fill you up.
Person 1: Bro, I created a rat twinkie today.
Person 2: How did it taste?
Person 1: Awful.
Rat Twinkie by TheOfficialSabre September 25, 2021

Twirkin' 

Going HAM on the sticks while playing ncdubs against a solid opponent.
Damn Connor is twirkin' tonight do!
Twirkin' by CondorParks March 5, 2011

Twinkie Tunnel 

A female who is not Caucasian, and strictly has sexual intercourse with white males. Furthermore a Twinkie tunnel can be mostly found paying their bills on time and abiding by all laws. Also know as a Cracker Smacker.

A Twinkie Tunnel Thrives on Finding as many Twinkies to put in their tunnels.
"Rhonda is such a Twinkie tunnel! She only dates White guys!"

"I wish Tamika and Darniesha would stop checking out my Boyfriend she is such a Twinkie tunnel!"

"Hey Alicia Gomez is dating another white guy! She is a total Cracker smacker!"
Twinkie Tunnel by QC72 December 2, 2010

Rusty Twinkie

A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.
Debra gave Ron a rusty twinkie as a new form ov foreplay last Christmas.
Rusty Twinkie by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich 

A sandwich created by Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic, and featured in the movie "UHF".

It is created by turning a twinkie over, making a cut down the middle (just like a hot dog bun), putting a cooked hotdog in the split, and topping it with spray cheese.

After this process is complete, some hardcore fans of the sandwich would then dip it in milk as that is the proper way to eat it.
Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.
Twinkie Wiener Sandwich by fudgiedog December 29, 2007