patriot act

when a guy takes one for the team by having sex with an ugly chick but wrapping an american flag over her face

dude i should have patriot act this girl in the bar i met but i was so hammered to notice her face

by rente2121 October 20, 2009

buffalo twinkie

when having sex with a fat chick who is eatting fried chicken at the same time but the chicken is satisifing her more than you

dude i was buffalo twinkied by my wife yesterday shit

by rente2121 October 20, 2009