tweet fuck 

When people follow each other on Twitter.

It was nice meeting you, lets tweet fuck.

tweet fuck by frankf5 March 9, 2010

deja tweet 

When you're browsing facebook and see a status update and then 15 seconds later your twitter application announces that you have a new tweet which is of course your friend's facebook update that is tied into twitter.

I saw Jason's facebook status update and then a minute later twitux told me he had updated. Deja tweet.

deja tweet by Blunt Roller May 18, 2009

fuckin tweet geek 

An annoying twitter user who feels the need to tweet and upload pics about every last aspect of his life and comes up with stupid hashtags thinking he's clever.

Tweet Post: "sitting here in windy city @somestupidcafe with @_____ & @______. Portions r huge... LOL #ruiningmydietinchicago"

Reaction upon seeing it: "What a fuckin tweet geek"

fuckin tweet geek by MNMustangfreak November 9, 2009

butt tweet 

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.

ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P SWsmith: [Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!

butt tweet by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

drop a tweet 

The act of inadvertently ( or purposely) ratting out a friend , acquaintance or celebrity using Twitter.

( Also see drop a dime or snitch)

Dave though he had the perfect alibi for missing date night with his steady girl friend until Bob dropped a tweet that he was getting a lap dance at Mr G's Gentleman's club.

Tiger was sneaking off from sex addiction rehab until a local waitress threatened to drop a tweet on him.

drop a tweet by GFeet February 27, 2010

Beat it and tweet it 

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on

Dude! I beat it and tweet it with my ex girlfriend.

Beat it and tweet it by jwtf September 21, 2010

Tweet 

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

Tweet by assmasturrrrrrr January 3, 2010