Twatted

1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,

1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."

by soozeh February 23, 2005

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

twatter

a person who uses twitter.

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.

by sandercommander May 27, 2009

twatted

Fucked up.

I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.

by beewtbc November 10, 2011

twattered

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.

The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.

by mick e June 5, 2009

twatting hell

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

by Katya Eye March 3, 2016

twatting it down

Heavy rain. Rain. Precipitation

She looked out of the window and realised it was absolutely twatting it down, putting paid to her plans to go to the pub.

The game of football in the park was cancelled due to the weather twatting it down.

by DollyDollBird October 9, 2020