tward

One who is obsessed with their twitter.

Lindsay Lohan just tweeted her latest bathroom visit. She is such a tward.

by KennyDigital July 18, 2010

tardy bus

Used in regards to one who acts tardy/retarded/lame.

Jeff and I were playing strip Boggle while his girlfriend, Monika, was riding the tardy bus.

by CDubbleDeez January 27, 2007

[mental re-tardy]

The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.

John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

tardy the turtle

"Slow" turtle from 'The Greg the Bunny Show". Has a Phd from Harvard and like to eat sandwiches.

Tardy the Turtle:"The crayon's taste like purple"

by theangryscot September 29, 2006

tardy-wack

A hat cocked at a 45-degree angle.

When Jerry goes to the mall, he likes to wear his ball cap all tardy-wack like 50-Cent.

by ShaneC September 27, 2010

Tward Barge

A short-bus full or retards and twats.

Look at that tward barge over there.

by 42cfuller April 25, 2022

cole tardy

cole tardy is the best person ever he is so nice and always sweet even when he is around his friends!! u need to find someone like cole in your life, but cole + leah forever idc

“hey have u ever met someone better than me?”
“yeah man, i met cole tardy!!”

by ur ma0104 July 10, 2022