twoddle

Load of old rubbish, nonsense

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006

Twaddleable

Fuckable.

Kevin: Damn mate, he looking twaddleable..
Andreas: You're gay?

by pvpcrafterz January 30, 2019

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

Twaddlt

The age between a teenager and an adult (16-18)

Like a tween

Oh you’re a twaddlt

by RainbowHufflepuff69 December 24, 2020

twaddleberries

Residual toilet paper, unintentionally stuck to the female genitalia

When preparing to give Missy oral pleasure, Brian discovered she was infested with twaddleberries!

by Lizology February 22, 2007

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

Nob-Twoddle

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.

That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!

by sosoverysick March 18, 2010