Oh how the turntables

A kind of slang or millenial way to say "Oh, how the tables have turned".
Person 1: Did you see that movie?
Person 2: Oh how the turntables near the ending.
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How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z
Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
by FeatherinThemJeans October 13, 2021
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Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!
by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022
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Moral Turntables

When you try to be moral about something, but then you scratch it.
Nahid: Wow, he was not a nice guy.
Matt: Well that's because he was on MORAL TURNTABLES.
by I Forget Things October 10, 2017
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Turntable

The ability to be turnt
This party could be hella turntable
by Zstring July 08, 2018
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Turntable

When you got so scattered the night before that you were turnt
"Man I got so turntable last night, it was hectic."
by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016
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turntables

A slang used to express a reversal of fortunes or a change of circumstance. Originated in the American version of The Office said by Michael Scott. "How the turntables” is a comical variation of “how the tables have turned” or “the tables have turned,”
*Someone who used to be your superior*
John: Well, well, well, how the turntables...
by anthromorphic-cerebral December 01, 2021
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