the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 01, 2022
by OtnememX March 25, 2008
When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.
"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."
"Oooh, interesting."
"Oooh, interesting."
by ComputerWorld February 06, 2024
When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
by Cunt bean blister November 30, 2024
She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!
by BarebackJack October 17, 2017
Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok
by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020
by Stillfat September 15, 2021