Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 01, 2022
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turduckening

Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.
Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.
by OtnememX March 25, 2008
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Like a turducken

When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.
"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."

"Oooh, interesting."
by ComputerWorld February 06, 2024
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Turducken

The act of placing fecal matter in the man's pee hole, and then has intercourse with a woman.
She asked me to surprise her, and I said. "Girl, Thanksgiving has come early" , and Turducken and doggy, yo!
by BarebackJack October 17, 2017
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Turducken

Turducken is another word for two stuffed birds. Turkey and duck
Person 1: Bought a turkey for thanksgiving!
Person 2: Buy me a duck too!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I'm going to make a turducken. It's a duck stuffed in a turkey
Person 1: Sounds gross but ok
by MioBoy.exe March 24, 2020
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Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.
Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.
by Stillfat September 15, 2021
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Turducken

The act of which three furries get together to vore one another in a sequence, where one furry vores another, then gets vored by the last furry, completing the movements.
Tim: hey bill ima do the turducken with milo tomorrow wanna join in to make it complete

Bill: eh sure my schedule is cleared as long as I'm the first it should be fine
by Damain November 24, 2024
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