Turdle

When you are playing Wordle while taking a shit

Tom's away from his desk but just shared his Wordle score on Facebook

He must be playing Turdle

by gruffi February 26, 2022

Turdle

Wordle done on the porcelain throne.

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.

by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.

Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas April 24, 2018

Turdle

A game where you post a picture of your morning shit, and people get 6 attempts to guess what you ate for dinner last night.

There are 3 levels of difficulty: Hard, Normal and Taco Bell.

Depending on how much beer you drank yesterday, there may be multiple games to play per day.

Rob: How did you go with today's Turdle?

Dave: No good. My last guess was borscht but it turns out that was just blood.

by Pervin Mervin February 15, 2022