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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
by Buslady September 17, 2005
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"
by Jennard May 14, 2006
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
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turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Greengirl February 28, 2004
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turtles

turtles
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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Turtles breath

The extremely potent gas that excretes from ones chocolate starfish before dropping the jackson five off
Thats fucking stinking man, yeah my turtles breath is so bad its burning my nostril hairs.
by Phil Mcrackin February 27, 2004
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poopy turtles

taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool
Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.
by Tat Evil May 21, 2007
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Throwing turtles

When you trash someone behind their back, gossiping about them

Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
Wow! Charlie did you hear what Santana was saying about you!?! She was throwing turtles on you man!
by Turtle Thrower November 14, 2017
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