turd burgler
turd burgler by hot karl August 11, 2003
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turd burgler
A person who opens the door of a bathroom stall while someone else is in there taking a dump. This situation is most often followed by an akward silence and a run for the door.
Verb- Turd burglering
Verb- Turd burglering
Holy crap guys Tommy is such a turd burgler!
Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!
Did you see the way Tommy ran out of the bathroom after he was done turd burglering?!
turd burgler by Spencer J. December 10, 2008
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turd burgler
While a person giving a rim job, the other person poops in their mouth and says bombs away while deficating!
turd burgler by cornjerker13 March 14, 2009
Turd burgler
A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
Turd burgler by Old Jed April 19, 2005
Turd Burgaler
A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.
Turd Burgaler by horney henry December 1, 2003
turd burgler
You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.
turd burgler by webster September 18, 2004