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Tulsa Slugfest

when you and all your friends get naked, cover each other in Vaseline or lube, and squirm around in a bathtub together
Friend 1: hey man, sorry I couldn't make it to the party
Friend 2: no worries, but you did miss out on the Tulsa Slugfest we had
Friend 1: oh so sorry about that, but I didn't have any Vaseline so I couldn't have taken part
by battlesalmon April 21, 2021
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tulsa golden hurricane

when three or more men run around a woman while simultaneously urinating on her face
When Pat and his seven roommates came over last night I had the highest class tulsa golden hurricane of my life.
by Show me your tits November 17, 2009
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Tulsa golden hurricane

When a woman faces a fan that is on "hi" speed while a dude pisses through the back of said fan
After banging away in bed for hours, Jenny was hot and begging for a tulsa golden hurricane.
by JohnnyRed1974 January 14, 2008
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Tulsa Gift Bag

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.
Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.
by Drpun May 19, 2009
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Tulsa Titty Fuck

The act of two males and one female. The female will lay face up, while the males face opposite directions and "tiddy fuck". Thus the two dicks are sliding in different directions past one another causing a "traffic jam" of penis activity. There is also the chance of a "head on" collision.
Dude, yesterday this girl let me and Jeff do a Tulsa Titty Fuck!
by Tulsakid April 28, 2010
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Tulsa Trash Can

A sexual act/position that is used in public places while having sex with a prostitute or a friend.
I walked around the corner to see bob doing the tulsa trash can on your mom.
by greg nut March 13, 2015
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Tulsa Paddle Wheel

When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.
After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.
by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010
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