Trumpkin

Grabbing a woman by the pussy while she is taking a dump.

Since I'm a celebrity, I gave that piece of ass a Trumpkin

by WayneCheeky October 13, 2016

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Trumpkin

A sexual act where one gives a blowjob to a man who is perched on top of a fence while simultaneously shitting on the other side of said fence. The higher the fence the better!

My man gave me a great Trumpkin last night, I totally destroyed Jane's backyard.

by ABPosey July 28, 2016

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Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

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Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

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A delicious beverage, usually drunk by republicans, it includes tasteful racism and one of the most God awful haircuts. Made from the freshest of trumpkins. You should start your day off feeling racist and political.

Satan: This Trumpkin Spice latte is amazing, I really feel a connection with this drink

by SatanIsMyHomie February 29, 2016

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Country Trumpkin

The key demographic of Donald Trump supporters; primarily white males who live in rural areas and lack college educations. They are typically racist, gullible and technologically inapt. See bumpkin and country bumpkin.

I sold some ignorant Country Trumpkin the Brooklyn Bridge for $10,000, because I told him he could collect tolls and become a millionaire.

by Randy Fucking Rogers April 14, 2017

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