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Truckstop Trinket

Some big ass whore you wake up next to in the morning after a long night of drinking from a bar that serves penuts. You find yourself in her apartment surround by cheap novelty trinkets that you would only find at a truckstop, such as glass unicorns and snow globes. This whore may consume mass quanities of cheap schnapps.
I got hammered last night and woke up next to a Truckstop Trinket whore
by Furry Flav January 25, 2011
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truest

The Retta's have the truest selection of rigs on the block.
by Charles Swanson February 19, 2005
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grease trucks

One of these sandwhiches will take a year off your life.
After Jim ate the 'fat bastard' he went into cardiac arrest.
by Eve March 27, 2005
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truckslap

Truckslap (verb)

1. To hit someone (usually a poser or poseur) with the trucks of a skateboard

Truckslap (noun)

1. The act of truckslapping someone or something
Robert: "Hey James you suck! Poser!"
James: "Do you want me to truckslap you?"
Robert: "What's a truckslap?"
James: "This!" *smacks Robert upside the head with his skateboard"
Robert: "Oh!"
by Mattizzzle October 29, 2005
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TrueShoes

Possibly one of the best friends you'll ever have. He's funny, kind, and fun to be around. No matter what he's there, even if he needs some cheering up every now and then. He enjoys games, music, and Tim Hortons.
"You know that TrueShoes guy?"

"yes?"

"he's one of the greatest friends ever"
by xZMackinzeZx March 10, 2017
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ud trucks

a truck website that now shows up as the first result when you google ud because you're too lazy to type urban dictionary.
dude i keep accidentally clicking on the ud trucks website when i google ud to get to urban dictionary
by dict8or April 4, 2023
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drop a truce

When the fecal matter coming out of your anus is so hard and large that it hurts too much to push through you decide to stop and try at a later time.
Doug: "Man...I tied to go but that shit just hurt too much--stretchin' my ass like..."
Jose: "Yeah...I would "drop a truce" to man, I understand."
by Glick Dodger January 8, 2023
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