anal training

the process of training the sphincter muscles to relax and accept insertions more easily.

My Mistress is slowly training my anus for strap-on sex, to help She purchased your anal training kit a month ago. It has helped me to learn to relax my sphincter and get more enjoyment from our sessions, next, I hope, will be your dilator kit. I have a much easier time of handling her dildo now.

by Nikki-NikKay September 14, 2006

Training Wheels

(noun): A girl or guy friend who patiently teaches you everything from how to make out to properly pleasuring future sexual partners of the same genders so that you don't embarrass yourself when you score a hot date by being inexperienced.

Steve was so lucky to have Jessica as training wheels, otherwise this new girl would be way out of his league sexually.

by Umbilical May 23, 2014

Basic Training Balls

When you are in basic training for the military and get horny as hell. You will pretty much have sex with anything thats alive and has a hole.

By week 6 in basic, my basic training balls were so bad I would've had sex with the 400 pound lunch lady.

by The king 061393 May 26, 2011

Parent-trapping

To trick two people into congregating for the sake of resolving an issue.

"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"

"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"

by Putnam June 3, 2018

Slut Training Academy

Slut Training Academy is also known as St. Thomas Aquinas High School, STA for short. Many people don’t think they will fall into the trap, but attending STA is guaranteed to turn you into a slut. St. Thomas is a predominantly white school full of fake blonde bitches. There is no doubt that St. Thomas is a major party school that throws absolutely ragers. But parties full of sloppy drunk teenagers is a whore activity waiting to happen.

“What school do you go to?”
“Slut Training Academy”
“Oh, so that’s why you’re a whore!”

by superswagmaster69 January 25, 2022

Toff In Training

... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.

'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training

by workingclasshero ;) November 15, 2010

dominatrix in training

A dominatrix in training is a girl who makes her boyfriend toe the line; basically, she's a ballbuster.

Hennepin is truly pussy-whipped; Jessica is a megabitch and a dominatrix in training.

by banana oil October 2, 2010