Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

by Nerd Flanders January 23, 2009

train wreck

VERY ugly woman.

Dude, was she a wreck?
Worse, she was a train wreck.

by Stevo August 29, 2003

train wreck

When 2 or more men successfully run a train (have sex) on a woman one after the other.

She'd be a fucking train wreck!

by D. Cosman December 07, 2006

Gravy Train Wreck

When your life is a constant mess, but you have everything given to you anyway.....

Man, her life sure is a mess. But her man still buys her shit. I guess you could call it a " gravy train wreck".

by Footguy75 August 08, 2020

train wreck theory

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

by ksay15 November 02, 2008

titty train wreck

Cleavage so outrageous and in your face you can not look away. Often found on heavy girls who think having huge breasts is the only qualification for being attractive.

Damn look at that cow's knockers jiggle, what a titty train wreck.

My girlfriend got pissed at me for staring at another girls boobs, but it was a damn titty train wreck. I couldn't help it.

by Patient zero July 16, 2008

Montreal train wreck

The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.

My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin May 31, 2006