"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."
by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015
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“Man, I just saw Shawn enter the third floor men’s washroom. Definitely took a turd tour, trying to make it look like someone on the third floor look like a serial office poo’er”
“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”
“One of the third floor guys came to the fourth floor then saw it was occupied and got turd tour road blocked.”
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Literally: "tour of stadium"
This is when you, in the words of Jack from Lost, "run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down."
This is when you, in the words of Jack from Lost, "run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down."
Jack: It was a Tour de Stade.
Sarah: What?
Jack: When you run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down.
Sarah: Why would you do that?
Jack: I'm intense.
Sarah: Did you finish?
Jack: No, I hurt my ankle.
Sarah: That sucks for you.
-from Lost season 2 episode 1
Sarah: What?
Jack: When you run all the steps in every section of a stadium up and down.
Sarah: Why would you do that?
Jack: I'm intense.
Sarah: Did you finish?
Jack: No, I hurt my ankle.
Sarah: That sucks for you.
-from Lost season 2 episode 1
by Bob Gunderson April 25, 2006
Get the tour de stade mug.A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
by Printnamehere December 11, 2004
Get the Tourettes Guy mug.Yeah, I'm a tourettic. No, I don't swear all the time; that's only about 10% of us, do some fucking research my guy
by Raina_The_Rogue July 5, 2018
Get the Tourettic mug.The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.
I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!
by Capoeira Guy June 16, 2010
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