Costco tourist 

A person who goes to Costco for the purpose of only eating the samples and getting in other people's way with abolutely no intention of buying anything in the store. Person may or may not be pushing an empty cart to further disrupt the flow of traffic through the store.

On Martha's 80th birthday, she decided she would do what she does every other day and be a Costco tourist, as she enjoys nothing more than making her daily pilgrimage to Costco. Today she decided she would only make 30 trips around the store, as she scarfs down each free sample offering on each pass while pushing her empty cart to keep others away and obstruct the flow of traffic down the main aisles.

Costco tourist by Wordmaster Adam October 10, 2012

turrist 

Noun. Terrorist, A-rab, Muslim, Haji, towel-head, sand nagger, dune coon, et cetera

In other news, a turrist bombing on a public bus in Habeeb has left 7 dead and 4 wounded....

turrist by George "Dubya" Bush May 2, 2005

tourist 

foreign visitors who come to see popular sites and attractions... but are often side-tracked by even simpler things... (a telephone pole, a school bus, a bird, a sandwich) signs of their attraction towards native features: accessive photographing, pointing of fingers

Tourist guide: Here we have an active volcano... it's called Killa wayyah...
Tourist: Umm excuse me!
Tourist guide: Yes ma'am?
Tourist: What's that thing you're holding in your hand?
Tourist guide: this? this is a sandwich, it would be my lunch
Group of Tourists: OoOoooh! Ahhhh.... (snapshots)
Tourist: May i have a taste?

tourist by james eakmon November 17, 2003

tourist trap 

an insignificant establihsment designed to attract visitors

That castle is nothing but a tourist trap.

tourist trap by Light Joker September 2, 2005

Tourist 

An individual who takes part in certain activities or attends particular meetings because they are trendy or popular, usually without regard to whether or not such activities or the subject matter of such meetings interest or pertain to them at all.

Marla Singer is such a fucking tourist for attending multiple affliction-specific support group therapy sessions when she doesn't even have any of those diseases.

Tourist by dalbort June 21, 2004

touristing 

the act of being a tourist

Since we have been in Europe, we have just been touristing around.

touristing by klodogmillionaire October 21, 2011

dry land tourist 

A Jamaican term: A ‘Dry land tourist’ is someone who has never traveled outside of their country. Though they would love to travel to other countries, ‘dry land tourists’ never wait for an opportunity to travel, they make it their duty to take any opportunity to explore the corners and crevices of their own country.

1.If you want to visit Jamaica, I’ve a friend who knows all the cool places. She is a Dry land tourist.
2. A Dry land tourist would know a lot about his/her culture and country.

dry land tourist by Peda.com March 14, 2019