Todger

a name for a penis, used famously by the late Oliver Reed

I'd like for her and my todger to get well acquainted

by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010

wowzers in my tousers

so amazing you get a hard-on

Did you see that gymnast do a double backflip?

wowzers in my tousers

by Rickterscale June 10, 2010

Togger

Derogatory term for an Australian,

derived from their use of the word togs when describing a bathing suit

Damn toggers, with their "oi" this and "oi" that.

by PrancingPony September 28, 2010

todger pocket

1.vagina, derived from todger meaning penis, and pocket, a place where you put things
2. a pocket where you keep your penis

1. i boned your mom in her todger pocket yesterday
2. these pants come with a built in todger pocket

by deadprez92 December 25, 2006

thugery

Adj. Describes anything pertaining to a thug existence. Created completely on accident, and generaly used when talking about the Grand Theft Auto video game series.

Peep1: "Damn I just popped some caps in dem fools asses in GTA San Andreas fo' sho'!!1"
Peep2: "Wow, thats some hardcore thugery right there man..."

by Habeeb December 27, 2006

tiny todger

A minute penis

Oakley has a tiny todger

by gyffufutfc,k November 9, 2018

Plop and Togger

Two men simultaneously genitally stimulating each other while both take a shit. Essentially an advanced form of mutual Blumpkin. Bonus points are generally awarded if performed in a two seater outhouse.

Jake and Shawn really became good friends after they did the old Plop and Togger last week.

by Keweenaw Kid August 2, 2019