can't touch this

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."

Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)

by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004

Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

Touch Tone Telephone

one of the greatest song ever and may as well be a love song

"cause you're the only person in the world who understands"
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay

by raybeez May 15, 2022

No tocar

"No tocar" literally means "not touching", in Spanish.
Coined by ANSI artist 'burps', "no tocar" refers to a general rule that blocks from different parts of an object should not be touching, and instead be separated, usually with black space.

There's too much tocar! Remember the rule of no tocar!

by -CatX- December 30, 2019

The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.

"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."

by tressymlouise February 19, 2021

anti-Midas touch

as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.

coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.

Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.

by Harry Day December 23, 2009

Touch Fluffy Tail

A reference to the scene in Monster Girl Quest where Tamamo gives you 3 choices of rewards:
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell

If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.

Touch Fluffy Tail. Why? It's fluffy, it's a tail, she has nine of them and looks like an 8 year old anime girl. Enjoy!

by TheGermanBritish Guy February 23, 2015