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t5 tosser

t5 tosser is VW van t5 done right up with . lower new wheels , surf stickers on : but the person owning it never goes surfing or camping. Boy racers version of a van
A Done up vw T5 van goes by , in the city miles away form the beach , you say look at that T5 tosser
by vitoman January 23, 2011
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Tosser

Noun, British slang; slightly offensive term: dick head, jerk, idiot, bit slow and rough, a non-violent bully, loud and rude + not brightest bulb on the tree.

Verb, Toss off, British slang for male masturbation; not the same meaning as the noun "Tosser."
When the cop got to my car and asked for my ID, he realized he'd pulled over the wrong car; what a tosser!
by Gillis1000 January 4, 2009
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Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.
Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.
by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007
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Tomahawk Tosser

A racial epithet used to describe a Native American and their uncanny ability to hurl small axes at Spanish explorers.
Man, I hate going to Indian casinos and giving my money away to those damn Tomahawk Tossers.
by C-Smitty March 30, 2011
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skin toter

After a few months with my boyfriend we finally hooked up and I found out he's a massive skin toter.
by Massedrains June 1, 2016
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Peter Totter

A threesome position with at least two men where they grab each other forearms doing a push and pull motion to create the back and forth motion for the third party in the middle.
Clayton and Logan had an amazing weekend running the Peter Totter on Carlos.
by JoonMoon April 13, 2021
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tosser

English insult.
Implies that the person masturbates excessively. Also see Wanker.
Hi I'm a Townie.

Tosser.
by Danny Romer March 24, 2003
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