Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.

"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"

by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007

gun-toters

A person or a group of persons who own fire weapons and endorse the right to carry one.

Larry was one of the many gun-toters sitting on the city council.

by klukluxarejesuits April 22, 2016

tater hole

tater hole someone who is an asshole a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone an asshole when using naughty language is not appropriate

my teachers scolded me in front of the whole class for messing up what a no good for nothing tater hole

by littlejimmie June 12, 2019

Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

tater ridge

Dirt in the neck creases of baby or child

The baby has tater ridges, he needs a bath.

by tater ridge May 19, 2014

Taterflasted

A disheveled appearance as the result of high activity. Can also be used to express wear & tear on an object.

"My hair is always taterflasted when i get off of work." "My car is taterflasted."

by Tactown253 September 1, 2015

Tater Toot

A tater toot is a fart that smells of french fries or tater tots. These will frequently transpire shortly after eating said food items. They are kind of deceptive because their potency sneaks up on you. At first, they are only mildly offensive but after you get a good whiff they tend to knock you over.

Damn! Who let that tater toot?!

by Bob Tate September 12, 2017