Dinner tonight?

When you and your bbf wanna go out to dinner but...I guess one is "too busy" to go. Or...the fact that you annoy the shit out of him and he doesn't wanna spend another second with you.

"Hey dinner tonight?"
"Nope."
"The D's?"
"Still no."

by jake and amir 4 eva February 17, 2010

fortnightly

biweekly. a preiod of fourteen days and fourteen nights.

I pay my mother'uckin rent fortnightly.

by johndun April 29, 2008

tonights big loser

sal

thats it. sals tonights big loser

by riley is gross June 13, 2019

I have to work tonight

A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.

Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.

Steve: I have to work tonight.

Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.

by JoeyRogue77 October 5, 2009

Fortnite / fortnight

normaly Fortnight isused to mean 2 weeks but now theres some trashy battle royale game called fortnite and all the young ijits say its amazing

son: OOO IMA GET ME A VICTORY ROYALE ON FORTNITE
dad: Keeep that noise up and youl be grounded for a fortnight

I need to have the word in the sentence: fortnite / fortnight

by RacoonnyLord June 15, 2018

Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

tonight on bottom gear

the famous opening for the bottom gear memes.

*these are random names i came up with. also a reference to tom and jerry.*
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.

by yardardar March 30, 2021